He's handsome, smart and strong. He works hard all week so he can spend quality time playing with his kids at night and on the weekends. Since he's stronger and taller than I am, he's the one who can push the kids higher on the swings, right?
One would think so, but really, he just stands there looking handsome, not wanting to spill his beer. Better drink it fast before it gets spilled.
It sure seems rough being Dad.